Every day at 9 p.m. (Moscow time) the First TV Channel of Russia (or simply “First Channel”) airs the news program. Most issues of the news program are so similar to each other that it seems they are built on some predefined template.
Few days ago a funny short video became viral on YouTube among Russian viewers. It is the one-and-a-half minute trailer of breaking news (as they are usually presented on Russian TV).
The only difference from the real news is heavy usage of profane language.
Comments of Russian netizens
cutecutetub: Don’t watch it guys! There is 25th frame. My brother was turned into zombie and voted for Putin!
SleepWalk92: Good job! :3
Spb436: Now I don’t have to watch news this year; though I anyway didn’t watch last year.
Ser1771: Without profane language nobody would understand – because it would be a regular news program.
AgnusDeise: In the end you should add “In LowerAsses a 6-meter-long pie was baked. People celebrate, everyone is happy.”
kkostyanov: Usual news, what’s so special?
The16091967: Anyone still watches this crap on TV? NTVlies, ORTlies, RTRlies – burn it all! Freedom to media!
alabamcheg: This is how people should be explained things… only humor can get to dumb Russians.
giptmp: They forgot to add “how everything is bad in the rotting West: crisis, unemployment and unrest”.
yarryd: Unbelievable! Exactly this crap I see when I switch on TV!
technokot: And now the sports news. Vladimir Putin
congratulated… awarded… promised… Sochi-2014… best in the world. And now about the weather.
TheMrCalifornia: This news issue can be shown for the next 12 years, few times per day!!!!!!!! Why filming every time the same thing and wasting money??? News department should be optimized – two technicians and that’s it!!!
icesotrm321: Why am I watching it for the fourth time??? Is it hypnosis)))
kavnyaka: It should be sent to the editor of the First Channel – as tutorial.
TRICKOLOR1: I AM FOR PUTIN BECAUSE I AM RETARD!!!
ekzemablya: How can I stop watching this? See it for the fifth time and every time – as if it’s something new.
hasherr: Now I periodically come here to check the news.
Fotya2007: I’ll show it to my grandma, so that she knows what’s happening in the world.
zharchikov: Soon the clip will be removed because it abuses the intellectual property of the First Channel :)
AlexDeFF: Here is a million-dollar idea. Let’s buy/build device to intercept the TV signal and at 21:00 transmit this [video] instead.
21h040349160 (replying to AlexDeFF): Nobody will notice.
61papazson61: This is news in the eyes of scumbags))) In reality – salaries in the army increased 2-4 times, ments – 4 times. And what you – the [video] author – did for anyone, motherf***er?
vprakhov (replying to the comment above): Ooh! Here is the typical spectator of the First Channel’s news.
lukjanovvladimir: ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ I hate the idiotic news on the First!
Za4up: When is the next issue?
MrJetro9: Genial! It already created more than 100 million zombies…
kensajou: Just for fun watched TV-news on the First. All the same, only without profanities)))
Respect to the author!!!
AnklBaimer: In fact, it’s a scary video – if you think about it.
TheGrazhdanin: Find 10 differences :))